This couple had only been married for two weeks. The  husband, although 
 very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and  party, so he 
 says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

 "Where are you going coochie cooh?" asks the wife.

 "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

 The wife puts her hands on her hips and says to him, "You want a beer 
 my love?"

 Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different 
 kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, 
 Japan, India, etc.

 The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can 
 think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie, but at the bar, you know, you 
 get the frozen glass..."

 He didn't get to finish saying the sentence, when the wife interrupts 
 him by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face?" She takes out of 
 the freezer a huge beer mug so frozen that the wife gets chills from 
 holding it.

 The husband looking a bit pale says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the 
 bar they have those snacks that are really delicious. I won't be long. 
 I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

 "You want snacks poochie pooh?"

 She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different snacks. 
 Chicken wings, pigs in the blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

 "But sweetie puss, at the bar... you know... the swearing, the dirty 
 insults and all that..."

 "You want dirty words and insults cutie pie? HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING 
 BEER IN YOUR FUCKING FROZEN GLASS AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT SNACKS, 
 BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"